Ahhh, love. How blissful and how sweet everything everything is with the anticipation of Valentine’s Day. But flowers will wilt, candy will be eaten, and Spring is still a month away. Alas, the reality of the harshness of winter is still upon us.
Brrr! So what can we do to keep
our spirits up? LAUGH! Yep, laughter is a *terrific* stress buster. Here’s a
dose of February Funnies to bring that smile to your face while you wait for
Spring to melt away the snow.
These entries were sent to the
Washington Post a few years ago. The competition asked for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
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Thought
that I could love no other... That is until I met your brother!
Roses
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is
your head!
Of
loving beauty you float with grace... If only you could hide your face!
Love
may be beautiful, love may be bliss... But I only slept with you because I was
pissed!
Kind,
intelligent, loving and hot;... This describes everything you are not!
I
want to feel your sweet embrace... But don't take that paper bag off of your
face!
I
love your smile, your face, and your eyes... Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My
darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:... Marrying you screwed up my life!
I
see your face when I am dreaming.... That's why I always wake up screaming!
My
love, you take my breath away.... What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My
feelings for you no words can tell,... Except for maybe "go to hell"! [OUCH!]
What
inspired this amorous rhyme?... Two parts vodka, one part lime!
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Laughter
truly is the best medicine. A research study showed that the average child
laughs 150 times a day, while the average adult laughs only 15 times... if
that. Why should children have all the fun?? So go ahead and smile. Maybe
you’ll end up with a belly-whooper of a laugh, which will also help strengthen
your immune system. P.S. A smile also gives you an instant face lift!!
Susanne
Susanne
Marie Knight
https://twitter.com/susanneknight
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outside the box: award-winning Romance Writing With A Twist!
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